1. I got a child support payment (something that doesn't happen very often) from my ex husband! Did I ever mention that I was married before? Yes I call that one my practice marriage.
2. I went to my parents to do laundry, really just to dry the damn clothes and get a free dinner that I didn't have to cook. As I was pulling away from their house I saw that the gas station across from them had gas for............wait till you hear this..............$1.77!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I about peed myself right then and there. Actually I almost wrecked my car when I flipped a bitch to get back to the gas station! I filled my gas guzzling mini van for $20! I was so excited that I called everyone I know just to brag.
Finally a day when I didn't want to drown myself in the sock filled toilet. A much needed stress free day!
Finally a day when I didn't want to drown myself in the sock filled toilet. A much needed stress free day!
Don't you LOVE it?! I filled up for $35. Big O, baby!!!!
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ReplyDeleteOh girl, you cracked me up with your "flipped a bitch" comment. I would have done the same thing for $1.77. We are still around $2.15.
Wow! The lowest I've seen around here is 1.99.
ReplyDeleteWow! I was excited to see that it was $1.98 here.
ReplyDeleteLove the gas prices! I filled up for $27! Congrats on the child support! I know that was a miracle!
ReplyDeleteGirl, you stole my thunder. I was all excited for our $1.92 gas.
ReplyDeleteBut hey, you got child support and cheap gas, so I'm happy that you WIN! Yes, you win! I concede, in all happiness for you.
I haven't heard anyone say "flip a bitch" since I lived in SoCal. I said it one time after I moved to Missouri and people looked at me like I had 2 heads.
ReplyDeleteGas here is $1.80. Cost me $30 to fill up (and top off) my Hoe. It's wonderful!!